Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Obama's Health Care Plan


I don't know the source of this humor, so my apologies to whomever.

Here are the various opinions doctos have on Obama's health care plan.

  • The Allergists voted to scratch it.
  • The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  • The Gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it.
  • The Neurologists thought the Obama administration had a lot of nerve.
  • The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
  • The Ophtamologists considered the idea shortsighted.
  • The Optometrists demanded a closer look.
  • The Surgeons wanted to wash their hands of the whole thing.
  • The Podiatrists thought it was a step backward.
  • The Orthopedists thought things were being stretched too far.
  • The Orthodontists were eager to straighten out the liberals in Congress
  • The Plastic Surgeons wanted to put a whole new face on the matter.
  • The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness
  • The Pathologists screamed "Oveler my dead body!"
  • The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
  • But the Urologists felt the plan wouldn't hold water.

1 comment:

George said...

So hilarious! Fails to mention that the AMA supported Obama's plan. BUt I guess that means all doctors are commies! Or something. Teabaggers rule!!!