Obama's Health Care Plan

Humor

I don't know the source of this humor, so my apologies to whomever.

Here are the various opinions doctos have on Obama's health care plan.

• The Allergists voted to scratch it.
• The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
• The Gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it.
• The Neurologists thought the Obama administration had a lot of nerve.
• The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
• The Ophtamologists considered the idea shortsighted.
• The Optometrists demanded a closer look.
• The Surgeons wanted to wash their hands of the whole thing.
• The Podiatrists thought it was a step backward.
• The Orthopedists thought things were being stretched too far.
• The Orthodontists were eager to straighten out the liberals in Congress
• The Plastic Surgeons wanted to put a whole new face on the matter.
• The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness
• The Pathologists screamed "Oveler my dead body!"
• The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
• But the Urologists felt the plan wouldn't hold water.